Official video release of “Whore” by HipRocknB artist Tess
GET CAUGHT WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN…
AT THE OFFICIAL VIDEO RELEASE PARTY FOR “WHORE” BY HIPROCKNB ARTIST TESS AT UPTOWN SOCIAL ON TUESDAY, JUNE 25TH FROM 7PM-11PM. SPONSORED BY VODKILA.
GUESTS AND MEDIA RSVP TO EVENTS@REBELLEAGENCY.COM
When I saw the title, I thought, “Oh Dear God”! And then I said, “It can’t be; it must be an ironic title.” When I came across the photo, I said, “Maybe so,” because she looks like a rape or some kind of assault victim. Yes, I admit I tend to look at the photos first when reading well anything.Vodkila
Then I see the following terms.
1) GET CAUGHT WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN in all caps no less.
2) SPONSORED BY VODKILA. Really!?! It sounds like a step up from drinking ethanol, something they would promote in poor communities, something that comes in a large can, something that is drunk as a dare, something mixed to lure someone in or … drag into bed, and/or something someone would use as a makeshift truth serum. Apparently it is a mix of vodka and tequila because apparently one by itself is not enough.
I searched and searched for some sarcasm or political statement. Nope. but seeing how there are credible artists, music reps, and music aficionados, it is the perfect night to get caught with your pants down. WHAT!?! Excuse me. The reps can be any low life perpetrating a fraud. Or worse someone who is in the industry acting like they will do big things for your career.
Why are music aficionados part of the reason to get caught with your pants down? So anybody with a pulse is your excuse is what you’re telling me.
Did you chuckle when you saw it will all be held on Dyckman Street?
If you are interested in attending, feel free RSVP to the address at the top of this blog. PLEASE let me know if there were any poignant, ironic, or otherwise clever moments in the lyrics.